Facebook Status 1 – Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops 🙂

Facebook Status 2 – My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me 🙂

Facebook Status 3 – My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

Facebook Status 4 – A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Facebook Status 5 – Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one work? 🙂

Facebook Status 6 – In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker 🙂

Facebook Status 7 – Do you know full form of wife “Worries in life Forever”

Facebook Status 8 – Compromising doesn’t mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego. 🙂

Facebook Status 9 – There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone’s neighbour has it. 🙂

Facebook Status 10 – If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.


The Best Facebook Status Message about wife from a husband

When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.